One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out. "Hey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why
did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder . . It's Miracle Grow."
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