A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there", and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and delivered it to the gentleman. The note read, "For me to accept this bottle you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. The note read, "I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z 8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have large, beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over 20 million dollars in my bank and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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