So Cold....I can't stand it....

How cold is it outside? It’s so cold that …

… people are going to church just to hear about the fires of hell

… local pet stores are selling penguins

… you light a candle and the flame freezes

… you have to break the smoke off your chimney

… you have to open the fridge to heat the house

… after police told a robber to freeze – he did

… local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

… people are looking forward to getting a fever

… mailmen are now watching out for polar bears

… you can bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it’s frosted


The only way to deal with it is to laugh about it I guess...It was -7 here this morning. I definitely have the winter blues...how much longer is this going to last? I pray for Spring....

One good thing is...it's Thursday. One more day and the weekend is here. Hubby is taking me away for a romantic Valentines weekend....unfortunately, not somewhere warmer...but, still looking forward to it.

Have a great rest of the week!